Fiction is one of the cruelest drugs in the universe because it just makes us feel like the reality we live in is crap.
Danisnotonfire (via green-circles)
mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP POTTER

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

vixleonard:

I feel like this photo set sums up the entire series.  The men talk about doing shit; the women get shit done.

romulusthread:

wow toy story 3 did you have to be such a fucking disappointment

amberlyinviolet:

panic-at-the-discount-store:

I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms

 (via ink-phoenix

blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

the internet summed up in a gif set

do-you-even-misha:

tyleroakley:

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i laughed too hard at this.

alanaisreading:

allcreatures:

This baby elephant landed itself in a right old mess after falling down a railway embankment.

Stuck fast in the muddy ravine, its attempts to get free failed time and again. Luckily, a train was passing by and passengers, upset to see the forlorn animal in a pickle, convinced the driver to stop so they could free it.

While one commuter enticed the elephant to the top of the ditch by holding out tree branches for it to eat, others joined the rescue and eventually pulled the animal out of its predicament.

The calf suffered no injuries in the fall and probably learned not to stray too far from the herd in future following its muddy misadventure.

Officials say the elephant had been walking across rail tracks in Goalpara, in the state of Assam, north-east India, when it fell into the ditch.

(via Goalpara, Assam: Baby elephant gets stuck after falling down railway embankment | Metro News)

I have never seen an elephant looking more unimpressed than in that first picture.

bbrnhm:

there are probably people who havent seen this vine and i genuinely feel bad for them

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

orchid-breath:

124:

there isnt a single part of this vine i dont like

oH mYGOD